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A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.
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To slowly, and painstakingly, acquire things bit by bit in exactly the opposite way that Tim Robbins got rid of the dirt and rocks that he excavated from his cell as he dug his tunnel to freedom in the film, Shawshank Redemption.
hey man, how're you building up such an awesome hot sauce collection?
No worries dude, I'm Reverse Shawshanking some hot sauce from all the local diners and late night cafes.
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To go up to someone in child birth and punch the baby back inside.
The child was crowning, but then that asshole Chinese Reversal it back inside.
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When a white person, in their attempt to take every last thing away from non-whites, claims to be a victim of racism in order to trivialize or deaden the impact of acts of racism perpetrated by whites.
"Well, we took chocolate and made that white, we turned Jazz into Kenny G, we turned Chinese Food into chicken balls, we turned rice into Uncle Ben's, we turned Funk into Disco, we turned Mexican Food into Taco Bell, we've colonized just about every Latin, Asian and African country, what's there left for us to take?? OHHHH!!! Let's take RACISM, make it our own and call it 'reverse racism'!!"
"I supported that poor black family whose son was beaten up by that gang of seven skinheads, until I realized that the black boy was using reverse racism on those poor young Nazis. That's right, the racism of those seven white boys was not as great as the reverse racism of that one black boy, whose influence and power clearly overwhelmed the poor white boys into beating him up."
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when you give a white girl her purse and prevent her from being raped
steve saw a pretty while girl in destress so he gave her the reverse nigger and brightened her day
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Unlike the missionary, this on is a little better, where the guy lays down and the chick lays down on top.
She rolled on top into the reverse missionary
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A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.
Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"
Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."
Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."
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