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Every time someone posts some dumb ass viral YouTube video on facebook. Someone posts a Ron Paul video in the comments. See "faith hilling" south park.
It took me all day, but I'm finally done "Ron Pauling all those oh long johnson vids."
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Smoking weed untill your tired......then blowin lines to wake back up
"my dick really hurts from the ron experience last night"
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A black celebrity who is promoting Scientology.
Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people. The black community has to check it out.
That Xenu loving nigger is such an Uncle Ron.
uncle tom sell out cult tom cruise scientology anonymous idiot sucker scam xenu
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If one were to be called this it would mean you are:
Tall
Red haired
Simple (outwardly)
Poor
Have bad eating habits
Phobic of spiders
Angry as all the saints in hell
"Bloody hell!*&*&^@*^"
"Jeaslous? Me? No..."
"Why is everything I own rubbish?"
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Obviously the people who are extolling him have never had the misfortune of living in his district.
The guy who:
-Voted for Claudette aid but not Ike aid, because he had to appease his national constituents and did not care that Gilchrist and Bolivar looked like nuclear bombs hit them because he got famous.
-Called for NFIP premiums to be lowered with the Flood Control and Modernization Act but said we shouldn't pay for Katrina because he's totally not racist. Oh, and the NFIP was not billions in the hole after the 2005 hurricane season, and is a program a small-government libertarian would support.
-Had a newsletter that his Democratic opponent got a hold of in 1994 that said blacks were notoriously "fleet-footed" and cited bogus statistics from the Department of Justice. When the Victoria Advocate asked his office to disclose the newsletter to refute it, he refused. Did I mention he's not racist?
-The Houston Chronicle and the Victoria Advocate always endorse the other guy running against him.
-Says he doesn't vote for earmarks but got a bunch of pork barrel spending for shrimpers in Lake Jackson.
Ron Paul is the ultimate Machiavellian politician, because he has the appearance of virtue without actually having it.
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1:A person who takes a lot to understand and can crack a joke in any situation.
2:A person who is short tempered yet calms down rather quickly
3:A person with quirky yet seemingly effective dance moves
4:A person who thrives on watching Tim and Eric and various other Adult Swim shows.
1: Man I still dont get you stop being a Ron Dunn
2: OMG your doing the speed limit CANT YOU GO ANY FASTER ERRRRR!!. Dude stop being a Ron Dunn
3: Bringing you all the sweet moves like the real Ron Dunn
4: I'm going to stay up all night and pull a Ron Dunn
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Notorious actor from the Happy Days sitcome in the 60's and 70's, playing the character Richie Cunningham. A dweeby red head who grew up to become one of the most famous movie directors of all time. Even though he is going bald, he is still considered a red head or a ginger.
Person 1: Dude, you got an orange cat?
Person 2: Yeah, and I named him Ron Howard.
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