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To have sex using contraception.
Remember to play safely!
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A room or area where left wing people can go to cry about politics. Commonly used by socialist collage students after elections they did not win. Inside a modern safe place are typically service dogs, free hot chocolate, therapy, counseling and pillows and couches. Some safe places are so pampered that they allow occupants to say for days at a time. Although unnecessary, safe places cost schools thousands of dollars, and sometimes are even fully governmentally funded.
Rick: What the hell is up with all the wailing over there?
Tommy: Some pussy collage kids are crying over at the safe place.
Rick: Why?
Tommy: There professor raticalized them in the way of socialism. They are crying because Donald Trump won the election.
Rick: That's Bullshit.
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A word used by Pastor Dan to wish his students well. A term that is equivalent to "Have a great day." or "Stay out of trouble." General used at the end of Xanga enteries.
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Expression of a wish for the continued welfare of a fellow human being, which sounds incredibly beta and cheesy when used inappropriately. Often used ironically by alpha males.
On facebook:
Girl: "Anybody hearing about the shooting on the 91 freeway? Yeah I'm stuck in that mess an supposedly won't be going anywhere for another 4 hours… FML!!!!"
Guy: "Between Main and 15, you can use the 6th…but it is crowded. The Santa Ana is also another alternate, according to KNX 1070."
Guy: "Basically, there is a police investigation going on. I really feel sorry for you. I will be praying for your safety:)"
Girl: "Yeah, we are completely stopped, no chance of moving anywhere"
Guy: "I hope you are alright. Are you ok?"
Guy: "Please…stay safe."
Girl: "I got the whole story on the radio but thanks for your help"
Guy: "Anytime, Amy. Please hang in there, ok? I will be praying for you:)."
Guy: "I bet this will be quite a story once you finally escape. Please try to think happy thoughts, if you can. Bye for now."
Girl: "I'm outta there!!! We all literally did a 180 on the highway and went out through the on-ramp"
Guy: "You are soooooooo lucky, Amy. Congratulations. I bet you will sleep a lot better tonight. Thanks for keeping us updated, good night."
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What some people say as a generic salutation when parting company instead of saying what they really want to say, such as fuck off or something to the same effect. Generally reserved for those who are not cared about in the least bit or are despised to the core of their being.
Alright, ok, you too, drive safe.
(..fuck off..)
*waves
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a group of girls that try to have high social status but in reality do not. They are average or below average in looks, but somehow they manage to hang out with the attractive guys. the guys go along with it because they figure nothing could go wrong with these girls since they are "safe" and will not tempt them in anyway. safe girls are also not intimidating to guys which is why they get all the attention. They get jealous of girls that fall into the queen bee category because they know they will never be as good as them. They are usually just tag a long girls that try to have a good social life, but in reality, everyone knows they are just safe girls and they are going nowhere. They rarely have boyfriends, and if they do they are not of the Don Juan type. Generally, safe girls get way more attention then they deserve, but its not genuine.
"Why is that guy complimenting that safe girl? she is so ugly!"
"Those safe girls better back the fuck off because I'm a fucking queen bee."
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Just a reference to a place where people don't have to be total cunts to each other.
That conservative snowflake is bent out of shape about those gay dudes kissing, but this is a safe place and he kept his opinion about other people lives to himself. .. Safe Places should include any location you are that's public property and involves the personal lives of others that have no interaction with yourselves... AKA "don't be a cunt to another human being, mind your own shit" ... Your still entitled to your opinion but have some "fucken class" .............. Note safe place has exceptions for political opinion for the reason of debate, its good to argue an opinion.
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