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A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.
Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"
Big massive cock of godly proportions
She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!
when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick
dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude
You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.
If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.
a shit-long penis
"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"
a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.
did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong
The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong
Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG