Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

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screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale

Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!

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screwed up

1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.

1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!

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chopped and screwed

a circumcised penis

"cut? more like chopped and screwed"

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Screw you

A very nice way to say mom please just leave me alone right now i am getting very annoyed

Mom: you cant drive
Son: screw you

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screw up

Screw up is when you say the wrong name to your bitch while having sex.

uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker!

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screw driver

When you got a girl in the jack hammer position you put in a dip it has to be copenhagen long cut you spin an stop to use her body as a spitter

last night we tried the screw driver it was awesome

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