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A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"
Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.
Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.
A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence