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Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)
"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"
a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.
a shlong is something that is yummy
so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.
"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"
giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.
"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"