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Frog for cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
A dozen gross white flags for the Bastille Day parade. Oui, oui, pour les singes capitulards bouffeurs de fromage.
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Excrement, Poo, Turd, Log, Shit, Plop,
Whopper, Crap.
Harry has left a big diddy in the toilet.
I've just picked up the dog's diddies in the garden.
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x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?
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From Bob's Burgers: a special Cajun flavor burger (pun on "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings")
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings, you should try it!"
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When the clock hits 0:00 on a timer
The coach said "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" In which at first I thought meant the fat bitch at the concession stand until the game was over
A movie(or musical)made by Disney, the second of the High School series which sucked worst then the fist one. yet despite of this children still seem to like it, but that's probably cause they think in high school people just randomly break into song, and then when the "bad guy" turns you to their side your friends over react and stop hagging out with you, then in the end when you finally pull our head outta your ass you see that you were wrong your friends take you back and then bad guys turn good and we all live happily ever after.
Maria: did you see high school musical???
Jay-lin: na, that movie is for losers and homos, or kids that will grow up to be losers and homos.
Maria: well anyway, they came out with a new one called high school musical 2: Sing it all or nothing!!!!!
Jay-lin: joy to the fruity world!!!!!!!
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You have to be fucking kidding me. Fuck disney.
Loser 1: OMG dude there's gonna be a sequel to High School Musical!!!!
Loser 2: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS! That's like my most favoritest movie everrrr!!!!!
Loser 1: YA and better yet it has an awesome name: High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!
Loser 2: OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!
Non-Loser: There's been a lot of crap that Disney has come out with but COME ON. If High School Musical wasn't the biggest piece of shit ever made, High School Musical 2 trumps it just with its faggot title. God I hate Disney.
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