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The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.
“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”
Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man
Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)
Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!
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a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o
j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio
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When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.
I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.
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For definition please see Munter
Shut up women your a minghawk sloth beast.
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An imaginary character created by a caucasian boy in california. The sloth is male and represents the "Failing students in biology". It is a sloth that runs, which is totally fictional.
"I saw Ralph the other day," said Mark.
"Really? Who is Ralph?" Asked Joe.
"A running sloth."
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