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It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”
1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.
a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.
derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.
Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.
3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis
Mark: Bro i got Sober Karakat, i don't know how to piss now
What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high
Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”
Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.
Awwww he's a sweetie, are you sure he ain't sober pranav?
The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.
I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.
Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.