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i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 3, 2021


Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 8, 2010


Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.

Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”

by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023


Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.

As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021


soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable

"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*

by d i z k o 2 0 8 January 13, 2018


clown sober

Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.

My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird

Nah dude he’s just clown sober

by doomanddumber January 19, 2023


sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020