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Ted Religon

An religon fastly growing in Canada where they supports someone who's name is ted

I support ted religon

by Pastor of ted religon November 1, 2023


Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 6, 2019


ted don

Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money

Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it

by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023


TED Talk

When Ted Cruz talks you into having an extra marital affair for the purposes of furthering your political career.

I was reluctant to give in, but after a well executed TED Talk, I was more than willing to follow Ted into the broom closet.

by RodgersIsKing March 27, 2016

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Ted Bundy

A great man who followed his dreams. :D

When I'm older, I want to be like Ted Bundy

by SexyBeast6969420 October 22, 2020

58๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


TED HILL

A pornstar who will cum inside of you at the very sight of each other, your bra will come off as soon as he looks at it. Your bed may be black now but after he gets on you it will be white forever. His massive horse cock which will not fit in your mouth and his muscly abs that you will want to suck forever. His mum has already taken him so you cant get on him yet. 69 times is his cum record for one day and is the winner of the Guinness World Record for the longest cum shot 21 year running with a massive 69 meters.

Oh my Gosh, look its TED HILL oh wait, IM NAKED AAAHHH.

by Ejaculator machine November 4, 2020

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Ted-Cruz

a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.

other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!

my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

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