Dawn Chorus

The gargling of sperm in the morning.

We fucked all night and she finished me off with a Dawn Chorus

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Crack of dawn

It either means two things the first sight of day or dawn

Or it could just means someone name dawn most likely a girl bends over

"I see the crack of dawn "
"Oh my dawn just bent over

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dawn dish soap

a little gay lad we love you dawn

"hey its dawn dish soap the fruity fuck"

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the hobo yodles at dawn

He does yodle at dawn...but he dozes at dusk.

Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!

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Deep C diving at dawn

Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.

Matt: You look tired mate.

Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.

Delta Dawn Bitch

A Delta Dawn Bitch is a bitch that you don’t like, but you aren’t sure why you don’t like them. You just don’t.

Margaret: Are you coming out to eat with us?
Marissa: I don’t know. Is Carla going to be there?
Margaret: Maybe. Why?
Marissa: Because I can’t stand that Delta Dawn Bitch.

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From Dusk Till Dawn

A date in which the other person seems normal, but turns out to be completely psycho once you get them into bed, but you stay the whole night anyway. Named after the Rodriguez/Tarantino movie that starts normally, but turns bat-shit insane half way through.

"Hey dude, how'd your date with Laura go last night?"
"It was a total From Dusk Till Dawn."

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