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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020


fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw August 18, 2015


Fixing the Hub

To perform Oral Sex on a male. Also see wordblow job/word

Karen came over last night and she really fixed my hub!!

by Tabs October 9, 2003


fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023


Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021


pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.

Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")

by mastergeemoe November 6, 2015


Brendan Fix

Skiddadle Skadoodle his dick is now a noodle!!! THIS GUY IS A FUCKING JERK!!!!

Don't be a Brendan Fix

by Skidaddle Skadoodle January 14, 2018