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Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.
More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).
Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.
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It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.
I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.
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To fight
In an act of road rage, these two fools decided it was time to start dropping gloves.
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When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol
No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove
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The hot glove is when you crap into a glove, tie it off, and leave it under your lover's pillow.
In anticipation of a night of romance, Karl prepared a hot glove for Rachel. Karl knew the hot glove would express his intentions.
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A new fad (along with dabs) that the young kids are into. Light gloves are regular, cheap looking winter gloves with colored light bulbs at the finger tips. Why pay money to go to a rave show and see all the lights and lasers when you can see some 15 year old kid wiggle his fingers?
My buddy is so good at giving light shows with his light gloves, they want to sponsor him!
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when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.
friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!
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