Breasts, usually big and black ones.
Gizza look at them chocolate grannies!
When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!
The come back to Your mum gay or your dad lesbian
Him: Your mum gay
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*
To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!
An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.
Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.
Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock