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Chocolate Grannies

Breasts, usually big and black ones.

Gizza look at them chocolate grannies!

by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010


granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style

That outfit is granny spraklin.

by Jmunguia29 August 15, 2015


Granny Fondler

To Fondle someones Granny

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!

by DedMonkey December 20, 2010


grannie trannie

The come back to Your mum gay or your dad lesbian

Him: Your mum gay
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*

by JillyBigWilly April 11, 2018


granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017


granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018


Granny Tranny

A grandma with a dick

Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock

by Samuelsarus July 8, 2017