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(noun- formal) a man of reduced character; any person, regardless of gender displaying excessive levels of false-confidence and blind aggression;
(noun- formal) hockey player which employs cheap-shots and false-alpha tendencies during play and after the whistle;
(noun- informal) male reproductive organ.
First coined by professional NHL defenseman, Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks on December 29, 2011, when he was bet $300 by his teammates that he could not slip the term into a pre-game interview. See example for quote.
"They've got a couple of milk hotdogs on their team {San Jose Sharks}, and... it makes for some fun games, that's for sure."
"You believe how that milk hotdog tried to give me the ol' Perpostrosity in that corner scrum?!"
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The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
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Cum from scouts penis after watching Ms pauling porn.
and then he throws it at them (enemies)
Scout: throws cum (Mad Milk
Spy: Is this?? MON DIEU
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1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be Choccy Milk,” and there was Choccy Milk. 4 God saw that the Choccy Milk was good.
Person 1: Hey bro, you thirsty?
Person 2: Yeah, what have you got?
Person 1: I've got some Choccy Milk...
Person 2: I'LL TAKE EVERY LAST DROP!!!!!!
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Although there are many variants on contesting this brutal event, the milk mile involves drinking milk and running a mile.
The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.
Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.
Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.
Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.
This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
Onlooker 1: Wow those XC guys doing the milk mile are dying.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
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1)The act of trying to produce milk from a steer. Results may vary.
2)Euphemism for yanking the genitals in a downward motion.
1)Josiah did his very best to draw dairy product from the old Fella, but he was kicked clear in the head. Just goes to show, you can teach a man to fish, but ye jus kain milk the bull.
2)Jillian attempted to milk Tommy's bull right there at the booth, but she only succeeded in drawing the attention of the other patrons at Applebee's. The steady popping noise was too distracting from the delightful delicacies of which they were partaking. The waitress was forced to lend a hand to expedite the process.
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very large, milk-filled breasts usually resulting from a woman being pregnant or having recently given birth
Jack, "Yo, my girl squirted me last night".
Will, "What the fuck are you talking about?".
Jack, "Yeah, she was riding my dick and her milk juggs leaked in my face".
Will, "Nice".
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