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Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.
When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.
hey sugar mommie?
yes ashley?
are you a weinberg?
idk son are you a penis?
no im pergante.
Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men
Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!
Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues
The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.
Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.
Alternatively spelled mommybanger.
Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.
Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.