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A Poo filled urethra after off the cuff anal.
Last night I had off the cuff anal with out a douch.
My god I woke up with the brown needle.
When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay
“there’s a needle in a haystack (literally)
Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!
Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.
The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.
Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved
All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!
The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.
Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.
I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!