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Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.

Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...

by Yankster September 2, 2008


you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 15, 2013


yank stank fever

The term describes people from the north aka YANKS, YANKEES, or GREASE-BALLS, rapidly populatiing the south while having very unpleasant body odor and smell. (mainly fishy or just bad smelling)

In recent years, people have seen the effects of YANK STANK FEVER in the south ex; colleges and college towns.

The party last night would have been much better, but YANK STANK FEVER caused everyone to leave cause of their yank like ways and very bad smell.

by TARHEELSPIMP23 December 25, 2012


mississippi yank

Pulling something large with a great amount of force.

“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!

by Mr. mrguy November 21, 2017


hate yank

Hate yanking is when you masturbate while angry and high on crank and usually takes quite some time to finish if able to finish it all...

Kevin is at his hate yanking again because his old lady stole all his crank and is now doing it with the neighbor while sucking him off thereby leaving Kevin with no other choice but to take care of himself...

by tex WHITE April 30, 2022


yanking your snout

when you tug on their schlong

cloakzy, i'm just yanking your snout dude - turner

by pulling your chain January 7, 2019


skank yank

Revealing someone's skanky behavior.

Vinnie totally skank yanked Tammi when he told everyone what she did in Mexico.

by gregggreg2 September 13, 2006