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You’ll need 3 things, big meaty claws, activated charcoal( to make it black), and a volunteer. What you do is you make the volunteer eat the activated charcoal and you stick your fist up there ass so damn far and you proceed to I hydraulically pump there ass with your fist till there black shit spews out like a oil rig.
Dude that orgy was great, I did the ol oil rigger on a innocent victim
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An Australian term meaning the achievement or provision of what's desired at that particular moment.
I think voting out John Howard seems like the good oil to me.
If you could grab me a beer babe, that would be the good oil.
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while walking in the hallway at school, there is a mass abundance of black people that is hard or impossible to get around.
charlie: dammit, look - an oil spill.
jake: looks like we gotta take the long way, im not gonna try to get around that.
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Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.
"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"
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a quick lube in odessa tx located on penbrook behind H.E.B, they charge fucking 31.95 for 5 qts of oil!!! 34.95 For 6!!
that Roger is one fucking crazy cracker!
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This term pertains to a sexual position involving two males and a female. Normally the female will be a slut but there have been cases reported where she is just a damn good sport. The two males sit on a bed facing each other with their legs spread wide and raised slightly in the air. If they two males wish they may touch feet to make it easier to keep their legs at a slight angle. The female then lowers herself onto the crotchal region of one male while still facing the other. As she lifts her vaginal region off of male number one she lowers her mouth to fellate the male she was originally facing. This movement is repeated as many times as necessary. Thus the female is making a sort of see-saw or oil rig-esque motion. To bring this image to the next level one can almost say that like an oil rig she is sucking the "oil" from the depths of the well. If the two consenting gentlemen see fit, they may intertwine each others toes for a small bit of added pleasure during the orgasmic moments.
"Whoa dude, Bessy's oil rig totally drained my well!"
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If Americans could fathom the reality that they have killed 1 million Iraqis since 1990, maybe "babies for oil" might not seem like a "liberal" anti-Bush statement. It is in fact the reality of US foreign policy that no one wants to admit to.
Number of Iraqi children who have died as a direct result of US/UN sanctions according to UNICEF: 500,000
Number of barrels of oil in Iraq's proven reserves: 112,000,000,000
Ranking of Iraq among countries with proven reserves of oil: 2
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