Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs
OH FUCK ITS YODA GET OFF THE ROAD
yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.
friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.