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When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue
Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.
Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.
I just saw them fire broton torpedos.
A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.
Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"
When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.
My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.
When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass
She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.
The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..