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When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.
John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.
That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.
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The ability to screw up anything and everything. The opposite of the Midas Touch.
He screwed up yet another project. That idiot has the Sidam Touch.
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When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.
After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.
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The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
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when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
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1) To have a slight tendency towards homosexuality or bisexuality
2) To imgine about or dabble in sexual experiences with others of the same sex, while claiming heterosexual as sexual preference
3) To be comfortable in close contact with the same sex
4) For one male to touch another male's penis for any period of time, regardless of the situation
1)Steve smacks Jay's ass as he passes by because he has a touch of the gay
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is a game where people turn on an electric stove and take turns touching it until it gets really hot and starts to burn the hands of competitors
"hey do you want to play touch the stove?"
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