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Travis P is a fucking faggot. That all you need to know about him.
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an inconceited uncompassionate fool who wastes their life away by spending their mula on unnecessary items. his cock reduces sizes each time during sexual intercourse. the bastard is too full of himself that it'd take a pair of tits to distract him from admiring his image. beware, they are narcissists... however by the light of the moon they turn into hairy beasts of slobber monkeys. ( a werewolf but more ridiculous).
man, last night the guy i was bangin was such a travis whore! it was like im humping a fuckin fur coat!
for once i wish that travis whore spend his money on me. i mean, or at least spend it on drugs to increase mr. happy...
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screams and plays guitar in the band From First To Last.
who is travis ritcher?
travis ritcher plays in From first To Last.
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Travis loves Chels more then anything in this world and he is gonna marry her and give her his world
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The act of lighting your soul-patch on fire and eating out a girl
Dude it was cold last night so I gave her the Flaming Travis
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Early morning:
1. Take a shower then a shit (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off)
2. Put pantyhose over your head (to hide your identity)
3. Get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at
4. Start screaming "GIVE IT UP!!!!!"
5. Run like hell!
This is the ultimate revenge and is hard to pull off without waking the person up by laughing but it's lots of fun because you have showered and shit and then gotten in bed with someone and scared the beejesus out of them and left a mess...its particularly fun if you are a guy doing it to a girl...sex may inadvertantly result from this.
If he pulls that shit again I gonna give him a clean/travis.
I heard Tommy teabagged Carlo and then Carlo gave him a clean/travis...Tommy got so scared he pissed all over Carlo.
Jimmy gave Katie a clean/travis because he found out she was into weird fetishes they ended up having sex. Now Jimmy has the clap.
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This is when you take unexpected PTO(paid time off) for a notoriously bad reason.
"I forgot to feed my dogs today, so I have to take some PTO." -Travis
Its such a nice day out, I think I'm "Pullin' a Travis" today.
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