Z Tuck

The act of trying to hide one's boner and instead failing miserably by exposing the head of the penis above one's beltline.

missed connection >>> m4m

was downtown bar when we made eye contact. u had a raging z tuck. i had on a black shirt. u smiled and started to come my way but my homophobic friends beat u. id like to make it up to u. if you get this respond with the color of my eyes and the tattoo on ur tip.

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Tuck and Roll

when you get pissed off with your passengers in your car so you tell them to jump out the car

driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"

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Friar Tuck

A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.

If Grace sits on that toilet she'll have a Friar Tuck two inches thick!

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swoop and tuck

When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.

This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.

By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.

1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.

2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.

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Missionary Tuck

When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.

Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.

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Tuck in text

To send or receive an intimate or endearing text message just before going to sleep for the evening.

My boyfriend sent me an endearing tuck in text wishing me sweet dreams.

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Alt Tuck

Someone who is sent from the heavens above

Alt tuck goes dummy on all you niggas

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