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What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.
chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"
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When you miss the toilet bowl while vomiting and it splatters somewhere else.
"Man, I totally vomit bombed your bathroom floor. It looks like a Jackson Pollock in there! Sorry."
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Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.
Derrivation: See dick spit
The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.
Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!
Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.
Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.
Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!
Cassius: Tru fax.
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A term to describe how you felt when you saw something that you hated, but had to put up with and/or couldn't mention, usu. because it belongs to a friend.
Used in bitching, can be abbreviated as in (b), for text/shorthand speech.
Note- not for when soemthing ACTUALLY makes you feel sick.
' Linda's handbag mad me mentally vomit, but she was wearing it all day.'
(b)Linda's bag-mental vomit!
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Popular Hawaiian Ska band. Born at a Easter BBQ near Paki Hale this innovative band is fronted by renowned crooner Marc Price. Backed by basist Peter Manfredo and organist Richard Head. Popular songs include "Nut Butter" "Population Paste" "Milkshake" and "Ejacula and the Swim Team."
We went to Anna Bananas to see the band "Cock Vomit."
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When a biligerent fat ass with no friends gets smashed and throws up, rotating in a circle to cover every inch in vomit. This person usually is uninvited and unwanted, and must be overwieght to be able to produce the amount of vomit to cover the perimiter of the party.
"Man that cow helicopter vomited all over the ceiling, it even got on my shoes!"
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Verb. The act of accidentally forcing a solid substance out of your nasal cavity whilst vommiting.
dude i was so drunk last night, that after all that pizza, i totally nose vommited it all over the floor of your bedroom.
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