Ejacula

A version of Dracula where he wants your cum instead of blood

"Hey have you seen Ejacula"
"No"

ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

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