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The feeling that you have an unfinished hot beverage getting cold somewhere, despite the fact that you have already finished it.
I have just found my empty cup, I thought I hadn't finished it, I had tea ja vu.
The sweetest kindest most sincere man you have ever met. He pretends to be homosexual so he doesn't take all the women, he really cares about his friends enough to do that for them.
Have you ever eaten ass? Vu Nam hasn't yet.
When you get your cream and sugar just right in your coffee, and then the waitress comes by and fills up your cup.
The waitress kept giving me java vu.
When you're talking to someone about a topic you've already covered (but don't remember covering) and you find yourself being able to complete each other's thoughts.
friend: You would not believe what happened to me!
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?
guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu
When a conversation occurs more than once.
Bobby: "So my Aunt has a couch made out of llama."
Billy Bob: "I'm getting conversation deja vu. Didn't you already tell me this?"
When someone types "bus" wrong and types "vus" instead, and i think thats pretty funny
Foojà vu is something we all experience however, we don't normally have a simple word to describe the sensation. Frequently, the experience would normally occur not long after one has eaten or consumed a drink. This isn't to say that this couldn't happen later on in the day. Foojà vu is when a person would burp and taste something they have previous consumed.
Friend 1: "*Burp* Oh no..."
Friend 2: "Haha that doesn't sound good, have you got some foojà vu going on?"
Friend 1: "Yep, taste like the dodgy beer we had at the pub. Plus some the bubbles went up my noise?!".
Friend 1: "*Burp* Oh, that was a big one. Sorry about that... oh, wait.... got some foojà vu going on".
Friend 2: "Oh really, what have you got?"
Friend 1: "Curry, haha".