I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.

You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

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I want you

I want you!

Means: you want to have gay sex with a horse.

I want you my beautiful black stallion.

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my baby wants

to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy

"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"

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Merry Men of Want

6 legends from Coventry that tour the UK. John, Tom, Luke, Joe (Tisier), Matty, Steve

Merry men la la la
Merry men la la la
Merry men of want!!!

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who wants to be a millionare

A televistion show cut from NBC that rewarded cash for answering multiple-choice questions correctly. After answering 15 correct questions the contestant, won one million dollars. The show got old after about a month and it is forever remembered as "That Other Stupid Show with Regis Philbin."

Who wants to be a millionare used to be a good show, but now it sucks.

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She want me

She definitely doesn’t, but you say she does in order to not have self ending thoughts

“Man look at her. She want me”
- A man who sits inside all day and talks to no women

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Who wants chowder?

A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.

Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*

Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?

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