Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.

Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.

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ski bunny

A woman who offers herself sexually for cocaine.

I was bored on a saturday night, had equipment so I posted on craigslist to try and find a ski bunny.

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ski

doggy style sex

Im going to ski that girl, shes fine as shit

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skiing with natasha

1. you're buddy has obviously been having sex with some girl.
2. knowing that sex with someone is a forgone conclusion.

"dude, sean just spent the weekend with that chick liz in NH. he's totally skiing with natasha."

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Snow Skiing

When someone rides in the middle of a three seater truck in between two guys in order to give both of them handjobs.

A "double handjob"

Ted: "is she riding in the middle?"

John: "yea, what are you worried about? she can go snow skiing on both of our poles."

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ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

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Road Skiing

When someone is driving and and the person jacks off the driver and passenger, two people in the backseat or if they are well skilled, all four people. From others point of view, it looks like the person doing the jacking, is skiing while in the vehicle.

I can't believe that chick was cool enough to go road skiing with all those guys!

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