water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

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Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

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Water Temple

The hardest gaming level ever conceived by mankind. The water temple from Zelda Ocarina of Time is so difficult and confusing that frustrated gamers around the world spend countless hours screaming " WHY? why are you so fucking confusing" Also a common thing brought up between those who talk about the good old days when they still played Zelda Ocarina of Time

1. God Dammit ive spend four hours trying to find the last small key, This is so frustrating i want to ninja star my controller through the T.V

2. Friend 1 :Hey remember the good ol days when we played Ocarina of Time

Friend 2 : Yeah! I do, hey remember how frustrating the Water Temple was?

Friend 1 : DUDE! don't even get me started on the Water Temple

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water is wet

Another way to reply when someone states the ovbious.

Nick: Wow! Russel Westbrook got another triple double!

Jamie: Water is wet.

Nick: True, True.

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water chicken

1) A duck.
2) A person who routinely participates in unwise or ill-planned actions, then feels jaded at the negative consequences. For concision, it is at the moment of realisation or epiphany of the mistake, just as the jaded feeling, embarrassment and regret begins to kick in, that the perpetrator is at his peak of waterchickeniness.

1) "A water chicken is a duck!"
2) "You had to pull the string and spring the trap, didn't you... You water chicken."

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Water Polo

The best sport in the world. Consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. Points recorded in scoring of a goal. Played in a 30 meter pool, 4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. Ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. Also referred to as H20 Polo. First olympic team sport.

NO i don't swim, i play water polo. And yes we have to wear speedos.

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dog water

when ur ass at a game
usually stupid fucking 10 year olds use this term

LOL UR SO DOG WATER U GOT AWPED LONG DOG WATER DOG WATER

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