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When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.
Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.
That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.
Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.
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Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.
Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.
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The most despicable, contemptible, arrogant, self important human imaginable.
Derivative of Weapons Grade Uranium.. because prior to Hans Blix, we needed someone to remind everyone that garden variety uranium wasn't nearly as lethal as weapons grade uranium. The distinction between a normal everyday cunt and a WGC is just as stark.
My boss is a weapons grade cunt.
A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”
A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
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1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.
2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.
1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy
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Incredibly foul smelling discharge from a dog's anal sac which has been weaponized by applying said secretion to a piece of fabric or furniture and placing the annointed fabric or furniture in the victims car/office/bedroom. Otherwise known as WBJ.
Yo, Edie is in the bathroom ralphing up lunch. What's up with that?
Someone put Weaponized Butt Juice on her kerchief and when she went to blow her nose she got too big of a whiff.
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