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The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.
"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"
"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."
The realization that you do not care about it. And you must be having fever like symptoms, because everyone else on the planet is hooked!
Hey? You got that Royal Wedding Fever that's all up on HLN?
What?
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a loaf of white bread
After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake
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A rushed marriage that crumbles to pieces after a couple of months. Derived from a "shotgun wedding" where the bride and groom are forced to marry due to an expectant child. In a reverse shotgun wedding, the couple is rushed amongst themselves and the whole thing blows up in their face.
Person 1: Did you hear about Kent's marriage? What a disaster!
Person 2: Well what do you expect? Everyone knew it was a reverse shotgun wedding.
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Another term used for watermelon
"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."
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