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She deserved better.
Lana Winters, the prettiest woman alive.
Winter skin is when a teenage girls skin peels once it becomes summer. This usually starts May 10th. If your girlfriend does not tell you about this, it means she is embarrassed about it. Winter skin is something that they don't teach you at school. So many girls suffer with a disease called "winterexoisis" which is when a girl peels skin on her whole body instead of in patches.
Mom my winter skin is peeling!
Ok do you need me to help peel it?
A sexual act preformed during the winter months, preformed outside in the snow with yourself or another person.
So, my girlfriend and I preformed a little winter play yesterday, to celebrate the first snowfall of the season.
When a person of color cannot tan, so their skin becomes a very light shade of black to the point that it looks white
Guy: I wasn’t white, it was my winter black.
A shot of vodka, followed by a shot of peppermint schnapps, followed by a shot of Baileys, finished by yelling "Winter Triple!"
Let's do Winter Triples until we pass out in a snow bank.
Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!
That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.
Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.