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A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”
“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”
British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.
I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone
British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.
Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt
“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”
Used To describe something when you have no clue what you’re talking about.
Weibo wobble In order to get the engine go when you get a time that we were wobble two turns to the left