2-1

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.

‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’

The Premiere Edition Vol. 1

An overused sound effects library made by The Hollywood Edge. It was originally released in 1990.

Kid #1: (watches a video on YouTube, a guy crashes off-screen followed by a cat screeching)

Kid #1: FUCK OFF!!! (throws phone to wall, then breaks)

Kid #2: What’s wrong?

Kid #1: That fucking cat screeching noise from The Premiere Edition Vol. 1 sound library keeps haunting me! It’s DRIVING ME NUTS!!!

Kid #2: ....okay

James 1:72

“Just trying to ball with my bros.”- Jesus

I live my life by James 1:72.

night noon o'1

after midnight, 12:01am

Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{8[9)]0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_

Do your work

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary

Level 1 shit

A good shit.

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.