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Someone with the inability to get food, particularly Big Macs, off their mind.
Haiden: Jeremiah failed the test again.
Kellan: he was probably had his next Big Mac on his mind the whole time.
Haiden: Bro’s literally a Jer Bear
A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.
Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear
All the fat white women that you start seeing downtown when spring rolls around.
"Have you noticed all the downtown bear around?"
An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture
"Hey Chrissy bear!"
" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"
" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"
"What the fuck"
gummy bears soaked in alcohol, mostly liquor, preferably rum
wow these rummy bears are really strong. i feel like i just took a shot!
The Good 'Ole Bears is an animatronic band created by Space Leisure Ltd, which was used in the American Adventure theme park from 1987 to 2007, and is now in Gulliver's Kingdom, in Matlock, England
The Band Members
Fiddlin' Fred Bear -Fiddle
Joe -Bass
'Ol Pa Bear- Harmonica
Hank -HonkyTonk
Spitter (Pickin' Billy) -Banjo
These bears have 2 Original Showtapes which were used at American Adventure , and now play Lonesome On'ry and Mean, Gentle On my Mind, and Ace in The Hole.
''i'm Fiddlin' Fred Bear and these are The Good 'Ole Bears!''