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False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
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The hair that is around your asshole
1. Kevin was sitting naked in his wicker chair the other day and almost ripped out his apricot when his ass tassles got caught in the bamboo weave.
2. Tricia was complaining that she had ass tassles in her mouth after tossing my salad.
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The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
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When a person is up tight about stuff and is alway on task, doesnt try to have fun.
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1.(n) An attractive or sexually appealing buttocks.
2.(n) A person's anus that is especially pleasurable when partaking in anal intercourse.
1. "That girl has a good sex ass!"
2. "That was a great sex ass."
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The most beautiful thing ever created. Also, Wango and Tango's long lost cousins from the back woods.
I would love to slap Clay's ass.
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Where you have a gigantic butt and everything you sit on is deadly.
Did you see Mrs. Wilson? That bitch has an atomic ass!
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