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When you put a burrito on your dick and proceed to fucking somebody in the ass-hole.
Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!
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: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.
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During sex, insert a nice cold slushie down your partners penis. Then have your other partner to ejaculate it out. When its about to come out, shove it up your nostrel and wait for an icey suprise
Jenifer: " dude my nose hurts from the dirty mexican slushie!"
Paul: "same It felt like antartica down there!".
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When you wheel barrow her across the room and then lay "bricks" on her chest. Finish with a coat of "spackle" on her face.
The landscaper showed my wife what a hard working mexican is.
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When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.
Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.
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When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean
Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down.
Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean
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An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.
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