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When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.
Guy 2: Sweet!
When someone takes credit for your work
you share an idea with a colleague and then hear him repeat it in a meeting, it is well received and he accepts all the praise.
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake
An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.
Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.
Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.
While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!
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When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.
Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.
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A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection
My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry
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The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
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