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When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
It’s a great game that you play with your homedogs. To play the game you have to be a guy or a girl it’s a strap. The goal is to fuck each other in the ass until some bleeds. You get 3 strokes each and you take turns until someone loses
Aye B let’s play the Bloody Anal Game
*your at a birthday party with 5 year olds* Aye Guys it’s Bloody Anal Time
On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day
Dylan: Aight, pants down
Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.
This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"
Blowing smoke rings out of your ass
I won the vape comp with my Anal O's
When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
When one butthole links to another and swaps fluids for ultimate body power.
Wanna do a anal transfusion Im kinda beat it was a long day