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Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse
She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.
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The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.
Bro, Me and my girlfriend just finished making our North Albertan Water Balloon last night.
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- uselly we said "Blood is thicker than water" which mean's
.People who are related have stronger obligations to each other than to people outside the family
but "water is thicker than blood" is to say the opposite -
people outside the family have stronger obligations to each other than to people who are related
Sister: She's not your mother, Liam
Dad: Water is thicker than blood these days
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The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.
“You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”
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When you're low-key flexing to your employees about what you'll be doing with your s/o later.
Yeah, no clue what I'm doing with the wife tonight - maybe we'll be "drinking water over the sink" -wink*wink-
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An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"
dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"
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