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that one Jesus from 21 jump street
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
“ShiThead is preaching on her instagram posts again”. “Yeah, ShiThead is just a jesus rider.”
John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.
Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
Jack: It's been a long night. I guess I better get going.
Jill: Ok... Jesus Fresus
Jack: Jesus Fresus
The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates
Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.
What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.
Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!
This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot