both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

Dream Bean

A dream bean is a good looking person possessing innocent features such as, clear skin, pouty lips, and big eyes. The term dream bean is generally used against people under eighteen, but can also be used to describe a youthful looking adult.

“I swear to god Jimin is such a dream bean”

“That boy is literally the definition of a dream bean. Look at his squishy little cheeks”

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.

I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good