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jesus rider

Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.

ShiThead is preaching on her instagram posts again”. “Yeah, ShiThead is just a jesus rider.”

by Cracker with Attitude October 27, 2017


Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

by Maple Jay July 11, 2018


Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.

-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018

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Jesus Christ

Lord.

Jesus Christ is lord

by big_nae_nae August 11, 2023


Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".

Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?

by Maple420 August 11, 2022

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Jesus Christ

A real Superstar.

Jesus Christ Superstar

by Yentelman November 28, 2017


jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020