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Another name for "bag" or "handbag"
"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"
a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.
“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”
when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.
"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”