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Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.
When your ex texts you asking to get back with you , so you kill yourself instead - the reverse Romeo .
“Hey Mike , did you hear about Jack?” “Yeah , I heard Emily tried to get back with him and he pulled a Reverse Romeo, what a chad”
When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
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an acrobatics move that involves six different minorities surrounding a white (heterosexual) man all at the same time. They all hold guns and the white man all at the same time without accidentally shooting the other minorities.
A: I was at the circus last night and
B: wait what how are circuses still in business they literally like
A: stfu ok so the acrobats there
B: no stop like are circuses even a thing anymore
A: jesus shutyourfuckingmouth so all the acrobats stood in a circle and this white guy stood in the middle -- and they all
shot him with guns -- no one else got shot by the bullets after they passed through his skull!
B: woah thats poggers dude i think they call that the reverse america
When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.
Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.
Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.
when you’re in missionary and the person on their back holds up the person on top up (palms to chest) while the person on top says “I’m flying Jack”
last night I reverse titaniced him