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reverse brains

when one tucks their scrotum between their thighs, thus to appear as a male has a a vagina from the front, but a disturbing genital disease from the rear

did you see silence of the lambs last night? that was so gross when buffalo bill pulled of the reverse brains...

i got my roomate with the reverse brains when he walked in last night, he was so schocked

by gastly gonads February 25, 2010


reverse monet

When a woman puts her cancles behind her neck and presents a bouquet of lillies by her ass while one man's balls are on her forehead and the other man is jerking off onto her ass.

My girl asked my best friend and I for a reverse Monet.

by Impressionist69 June 15, 2017


reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017


Reverse Eskimo

Foxes live underground in dens. Therefor is the reverse way an Eskimo lives.

" oh did you see that fox come out of the reverse Eskimo."

by Chops and chunk December 31, 2022


accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018


UNO reverse back

UNO Reverse is in reference to the UNO card game. It means "back at you". It's usually used when you want to be polite, without being extra.

Linda: I love you!
Lilian: UNO Reverse back.

by lolo250 January 8, 2022


Reverse Kearagirl

When a girl (preferably named Keara) reverse rides their partner while drunk off Malibu rum

Yeah we did the reverse kearagirl last night, I came like 15 times.

by helloimtired May 12, 2020