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It's national 'Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day’ starting on the 1st of January!
National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!
On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not
Bf kisses you
Gf what was that for
Bf it’s kiss ur gf day
The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined
Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*
An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*
On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
worse than any insult, such as ur mom gay, ur bro a homo hobo, or ur hamster homo.
ur rabbit a faggit
an ultra cool way to tell your friends to train your stamina
Jake: Run more then
Drake: No
Jake: Triangle ur stomaina