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When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.
The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.
It’s apt reward for clit lickers.
Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers
It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips
When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.
Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar
hey brother you got corner cream give it a wipe
When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.
I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!